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Ack!!! Tis the dizy lizybeth!!!!
just kidding, i know the middle names of the entire command crew of the Starship Enterprise, so who's the real nerd here.............
Rank: Captain, retired
Serial number: S179-276SP
Full Name: Spock (lineal Vulcan name unpronounceable)
Year of birth: 2230
Place of birth: Shi'Kahr, Vulcan
Parents: Ambassador Sarek and his wife Amanda Grayson
Education: Starfleet Academy, 2249-53
Marital status: Once married
Last whereabouts: Romulus
Uhura
Nyota (U)penda Uhura
i think i am 2or 3 wins and a draw with them
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How Many Inquisitor's Does it Take to Screw in a lightbulb?
3!
1 to call it heretical
1 to Deny its existence
1 to screw it in!
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Time should not fly!
it should walk like everyone else does
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